Well, that didn't take long. Already the shadowy spammers — and I cannot fathom the reason someone would waste their time on such things — have started the post-election round of e-mail tomfoolery.

Just a matter of seconds ago, well, maybe hours given my typing speed, I received an e-mail from "USA news" as sanctioned by the "USA Government Official Web Site." Riiiight.

The missive brings word of Barack Obama's, um, "impeachment" and his pending resignation to take effect Tuesday, which is really odd since he's not in office yet.

And the grammar … oh, the grammar in the message. Here's a taste: "Barack Obama can lost President's Chair."

Good enough for government work, I guess.

Oh, and it reminds me of a few that flittered into my inbox awhile back:

• "Bush Captures Obama at Osama Birthday Party" — I think they got it backward
• "Jessica Simpson Opens Car Door" — which, I guess, takes a degree of mental acumen
• "J. Simpson Turns Down Bush Meeting Due To Fear: Too Much Stupid In Room" — which doesn't
• and, I think, my favorite: "Sex Dolls of The SS"

I suppose that now the Weekly World News is floating at the top of the tank, those writers need something to do.

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